"Cant-find-itis"

It strickens most men shortly after marriage, when they think their wives have become their mother. I have to believe that there is some sort of chromosome connection.

The New England Journal of Medicine needs to do a study on the correlation between opening a refrigerator door (or closet door) and loss of eyesight. I firmly believe all men take the path of least resistance, they know we are going to tell them or just get it for them, so why look for themselves. I promise, I saw him looking at the ceiling once for something like it was gonna drop from heaven. Seriously!!!

Classic example tonight...

He opens closet door---two seconds later---closes closet door---yells NOPE didn't see it...any idea where it is?!---He is now walking around the house humming with his hands behind his back. Oh wait, he is looking in the drawers under the TV! Now he is in the garage. What can he be possibly looking for that would be in his closet or the garage?! Just 3 short minutes later he is back in the closet. I went and put him out of his misery...our closet was getting destroyed! He is looking for a cord for his phone. We have a box of a bagillion cords...he will be looking all night!!

Amazingly, he is extremly organized when it comes to his garage - a place for everything, and everything in its' place! Well kinda...have you seen his garage. Wowzers!

Do your guys suffer from "Cant-find-itis" or is it just mine?!